The Ravens are 4-11, soon to be 4-12. Our season got so bad so fast that a Baltimore man decided to camp out on the roof of a bar until the Ravens won a game. His decision earned national acclaim, "the goof on the roof" became something of a local celebrity. He was certainly more popular than Brian Billick.
But today The Baltimore Sun reported the man on the roof, Ronald Stach, to be nearly as lame as the Ravens themselves. According to the mother of his child (and ex-wife), Stach owes nearly $45,000 in child support.
Perhaps Stach should get off the roof and join the Ravens. He'd probably fit right in.
Actually, ignore that last sentence. Making fun of the Ravens for their legal troubles is so 2004. They were respectable back then. Now they're slightly better than a high school junior varsity squad. And slightly worse than the Miami Dolphins.
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